"Insane Fangirls' Skype Talks"
Translated by Emilia
Weronika: Have you noticed that Emppu hasn't got a photo without a shirt? Marco, Tuo n Jukka were flashing their chests around, and Emppu didn't, not even once :(
Emi: :(
Emi: Indeed, I've never seen Emppu with no top on :(
Emi: We have to go to the concert, jump on the stage and, umm, remove his T-shirt :P
Weronika: Yep! Or to get a hook or something...
Emi: Yea
Emi: 'Cause it's difficult to get on the stage
Weronika: Or we can catch him swimming in the lake :3
Emi: Moreover, what if he'd repay us for it and hit us with his guitar... Or combat boot...
Emi: Oh, the lake is a nice idea :D
Emi: Or we can find a hotel that they stay in after the concert and watch him having a shower :P
Emi: No!
Emi: A bath!
Emi: Emppu singing Sleeping Sun in the bath :P
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Weronika: Yes, it's strange and it's nasty, I tell you, and it's corruption. Where's my notebook? :O
Emi: Emppu's stolen it :D
Weronika: Don't scare me
Emi: To sign on it :D
Weronika: Oh... So it's ok, I can correct it if I'll have to ;3
Emi: Unfortunately, he forgot about it and won't give it back :D
Weronika: Hey... He has to learn me now! :D
Emi: Send him a mail and tell him that you want private lessons :D
Weronika: Yea! But how to find his email...
Emi: I have no idea :D
Emi: If I knew it, I'd write something to him a long time ago :D And to the other guys, too :D
Weronika: Damn, in the Net you can find photos with little Emppu pissing on the grass, so there has to be an email, too!
Emi: :D
Emi: If he shared his email, he would have his mailbox full the next day :D
Weronika: After all, not everyone knows him, so half of the mails would be mine, and half - yours :D
Emi: No, each of us would have 49% :D
Emi: And the rest would be from his less great fangirls.
Weronika: Yes, less great, much less great.
Weronika: I'm looking for it in Google and can't find it :(
Emi: In my mind's eye, I can see it... Tonnes of "Emppu I love you" spam
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Emi: Emppu's stolen my pencil sharpener.
Weronika: Emppu's stolen my T-shirt.
Emi: Emppu, why do you steal? :(
Weronika: He gives autographs but he can't find his pen 'coz someone has stolen it :D
Emi: I'm sure it was Tuomi :P
Weronika: Oh, bad, bad Tuomi :P
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Emi: 'Well, this one's easy: tits and ass! No, just kidding... the most important thing is what she has between her ears. "Not everything is gold that glitters!" :D'
Emi: My beloved hobbit ;3
Weronika: My beloved hobbit ;3
Emi: Oh, we see eye to eye with ourselves ;3
Weronika: 'Cause how the hell is not loving him possible? ;3
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May Emppu be with you! [our everlasting farewell]
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Emi: Where are they touring now?
Weronika: Now? Nowhere, we have to look for Emppu in the sauna.
Weronika: They have a break.
Emi: But it's so far away..
Emi: When I go to Finland, I'll do a Nightwish-hunting.
Weronika: And they'll probably be in Germany this summer.
Weronika: Hey, but I want to go with you :(
Emi: I'll smuggle you in my suitcase.
Weronika: Yes! I'm as small as Emppu, I'll fit! :D
Emi: :D
Emi: You'll have to bend double :D
Weronika: Finland is worth the sacrifice.
Emi: But how will I take you with me when we go to a Finnish school?
Emi: And how will I hide you in the sauna?
Weronika: Don't worry, I'll go for a walk to Kitee ;)
Emi: How far from Helsinki is Kitee?
Emi :D
Emi And I want to go with you!
Weronika: It's a bit far :/
Weronika: You go 4 hours by car
Weronika: We'll take over the bus! :D
Emi: Yes! :D
Emi: I know! Surely, when we cross the sea, we will travel on a coach...
Weronika: We'll bribe the driver: we're going to Kitee, not to Helsinki
Emi: So we'll take our axes and threaten the driver, the deputy and my English teacher
Emi: We can bribe, too.
Weronika: But the axes are good!
Emi: How to pack Invi The Hobbit in the suitcase with an axe...
Emi:
Weronika: I won't drink milk for breakfast anymore.
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[talking about the poster for the Art lesson]
Emi: That's a pity I can't do a concert advertising poster.
Emi: It has to be a social poster.
Weronika: Promote a washer, I did it once xD
Emi: I know! I'll make a poster about saving pandas!
Emi: xD
Weronika: Yeea! Or hobbits! I'm going mad, save elephants xD
Emi: Don't be callous. Love Emppu.
Emi: Nice slogan
Emi :D
Weronika: Be tolerant. Love midgets.
Emi: He's not a midget xD
Emi: He's a hobbit
Emi: ;P
Emi: Be tolerant. Love hobbits.
Emi: :P
Weronika: Nice ;d
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Weronika: Hey, will we break into his house?
Emi: Yes
Emi :3
Weronika: And we'll leave a message for him there!
Emi: But we'll have to ask local people for his address
Weronika: Yea, 'cause they'll surely tell us -,-
Emi: Hey
Emi: We have axes
Weronika: But.. The axe...
Emi: :P
Weronika: Yep, and it's great ^^
Emi: ^^
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Weronika: http://24.media.tumblr.com/a678b3ae0ad505dd314bf65a351199da/tumblr_mhybvuUIe61qkv9h2o1_400.gif
Weronika: Sweet *.*
Emi: *.*
Emi: Indeed *.* ♥
Weronika: And how to not love him :D
Emi: You have to be a heartless beast :D
Emi: He's so cute :D
Oto część rozmów o Emppu (oraz Finlandii oraz Najtłiszu) dla Emppu :P Kto podejmie się korekty?